Dublin's most
prominent monument,
Nelson's Pillar, which stood near the
General Post Office (GPO) in the centre of
O'Connell Street, was blown up by the
IRA in
1966, as their way of commemorating the
Easter Rising. The IRA only demolished the top of
the pillar, what remained was known as the stump,
until its removal.
On the north-east corner of
St. Stephen's Green, a semi-circle of rough stone
pillars commemorating the
Irish Famine and surrounding a statue of
Wolfe Tone, is sometimes called
Tone-henge
(after
Stonehenge). In Merrion Square, inside the north
west corner gateway, there's a gaudy statue of
Oscar Wilde composed of different coloured stone,
sitting on a large granite boulder. This has been called
at least once The Queer with the Leer, The Fag
on the Crag or The Quare in the Square ("quare"
being a dialectal Irish pronunciation of
queer).
On
Sandymount Strand, close to the Martello Tower, you
can find the sore on the shore.
Curiously, given that Ireland has been independent
for over eighty years, no statues in Dublin commemorate
independent Irish leaders. Statues were never erected to
figures like
Eamon de Valera,
W.T. Cosgrave,
Sean Lemass or any of the
presidents of Ireland. One of the few elected
politicians commemorated with a statue is
Henry Grattan, a leading politician of the
1780s in the old
Irish Parliament. A nearby statue of patriot
Thomas Davis has earned the nickname
Frankenstein due to the out of scale hands and
odd shaped body given to the nationalist leader in the
1960s work.
Dublin was once famed for its high quality equestrian
statues, including the Lord Gough monument in the
Phoenix Park, the William of Orange statue in College
Green and the King George II statue in St Stephen's
Green. No statues of people on horseback remain today,
as they have all since been blown up by the IRA. There
is, however, a modern equestrian statue outside the
"Break for the Border" nightclub on Stephen Street.
One statue not blown up was the statue of Queen
Victoria, referred to by
James Joyce as the
Auld Bitch, which stood in
the forecourt of
Leinster House, the seat of the
Oireachtas Éireann (Irish Parliament). The statue
was removed in
1947 and transferred to storage at
The Royal Hospital, Kilmainham. In the late
1980s, it was given to the city of
Sydney, Australia, where it now stands outside the
Queen Victoria Building in the city centre.
Other monuments
still surviving on O'Connell Street include statues
honouring
Charles Stewart Parnell at the north end of the
street; at the southern end stands a statue of
Daniel O'Connell. Other statues on the street
include one of trade union leader
James Larkin.
Nearby, outside
St. Mary's Pro-Cathedral stand the Dublin Martyrs,
Mayor
Francis Taylor and his grandmother-in-law Mayoress
Margaret Ball. Blessed Francis Taylor is probably
the only 'blessed' politician. (If we define politician
as one who attained elected office).
On the site of the Pillar, a new monument was erected
in January 2003. Officially named the
Spire of Dublin, this tall needle-like structure has
already received a number of nicknames including The
Spike, The Stiletto in the Ghetto, The
Scud in the Mud, The Nail in the Pale (see
Pale),
The Metropole,
The Stiffy by the
Liffey, the Rod to God, the Pin in the Bin,
the Erection at the Intersection, and the
North Pole (O'Connell Street is on the northside of
Dublin). To erect the new monument, a notorious
1980s monument to the personified river Liffey,
Anna Livia, was removed from nearby on O'Connell St.
The river was represented by a woman sitting on a slope
with water running down past her, bubbling. It rapidly
came to be nicknamed the Floozie in the Jacuzzi,
the Hoor in the Sewer ('hoor' is a dialectal
Irish version of 'whore'), Bidet Mulligan (play
on the song Biddy Mulligan) and Viagra Falls.
North Earl Street runs right onto the base of the
Spire. At this junction is a statue of
James Joyce, the world-famous Irish
writer, walking with a cane in his hand. It is known
to the Dublin populace as the Prick with the Stick.
Just by the
Ha'penny Bridge is a statue of two women sitting on
a bench engaged in conversation with their shopping bags
at their feet - they are known famously as the Hags
with the Bags.
A short distance away from O'Connell Street by the
banks of the Liffey lies the site of an ill-fated
millennium clock, erected in the mid-1990s
to count down the hours, minutes and seconds to the year
2000. The clock, with a green-illuminated digital
face, was placed underneath the surface of the river by
the bank so that the time shone up through the water.
Plans were originally underway to attach a postcard
booth that would personally print postcards for
tourists, each bearing the exact amount of time left at
that moment until the dawn of the new millennium.
However, the clock entered a period of chronic ill
health: it had to be temporarily removed to allow a
rowing-boat race to pass by, and in the months that
followed, it had repeated problems with letting in water
and failing to display the time correctly. It was
removed after a brief period, but not before it had been
variously nicknamed the Time in the Slime and Chime in the Slime by the people of Dublin. A
rectangular hole left in the side of the bridge was
later filled with an unauthorised plaque commemerating a
fictitious priest,
Father Pat Noise.
On College Street, outside
Trinity College, the traffic island that a statue to
the nineteenth-century lyricist
Thomas Moore shares with a public toilet has long
been known as The Meeting of the Waters, thus
neatly honouring both the civic facility and an
eponymous work of the writer.
Another statue to earn a dubious but comical nickname
is a monument at the bottom of Grafton Street
representing
Molly Malone, a fictitious fishmonger featured in
Dublin's anthem, Molly Malone, who is shown, with
ample
cleavage, wheeling a cart. The statue was erected to
celebrate Dublin's millennium in
1988 (although Dublin was more than 1,000 years old
at the time, see
History of Dublin), and is generally known in Dublin
as the Tart with the Cart, the Dolly with the
Trolley, the Trollop with the Scollops, or
the Dish with the Fish.